God my existance is weird.

Posted by bruisedflower

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71126256

by bruisedflower

“Beautiful name for a guy like you, bud. What are you doing at this sleezy party?”
 
“Thanks.”
 
“You’re real quiet, aren’t you?”
 
“Yeah”
 
They sat in awkward silence before Jake spoke up, destroying the air with his vodka-scented breath, making the closet even more pungent than before.
 
“You gotta say more if you want this to go anywhere, buddy.”

Words: 2009, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

• Fandoms: Homestuck
• Rating: Explicit
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Jake English, Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker, Terezi Pyrope
• Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Jane Crocker/Terezi Pyrope
• Additional Tags: Smut, Semi-Public Sex, Seven Minutes In Heaven Game, Alternate Universe - College/University, Praise Kink, Eventual Smut, Porn With Plot, House Party, Dorms, Intoxication, Public Humiliation, Humiliation, Top Jake English, Bottom Dirk Strider, Background Jane Crocker, Open to Interpretation, Awkward Boners, Making Out, Closet Sex

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71126256

Posted by SpicyBiscuit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70887371

by SpicyBiscuit

"Have you ever kissed anyone before?" Jake asked, shifting his sitting position.

It was so sudden, that Dirk could barely process what he was being asked. Years of being alone in the middle of the ocean, with no company but his puppets and Cal...of course he hadn't. Unless you counted making out with a porcelain face that couldn't reciprocate.

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Jake teaches Dirk how to kiss after learning his new boyfriend is terrible at it

Words: 2559, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of We're making this happen

• Fandoms: Homestuck
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Dirk Strider, Jake English
• Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
• Additional Tags: First Kiss, learning to kiss, Dirk is a bad kisser, SBURB (Homestuck), Kissing, Awkward Kissing, Jake Takes The Lead, Happy Jake English/Dirk Strider, Hickies, Neck Kissing, Mentions Of Dirk And His Puppets, These two are impossible, sfw, Unless You Squint Hard Enough

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70887371

Posted by SpicyBiscuit

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70894441

by SpicyBiscuit

Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.

Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.

And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.

Words: 11418, Chapters: 4/?, Language: English

• Fandoms: Homestuck
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen, M/M
• Characters: Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, ultimate dirk strider - Character
• Relationships: Dave Strider & Dirk Strider, Jake English/Dirk Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
• Additional Tags: Dirk Strider is a Plural System, Kinda, Dirk Strider's Soul Splinters, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal Has a Body, Can you tell i like Hal, Past Child Abuse, Abusive Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, POV Dave Strider, Bro Strider When I Catch You, Traumatized Dave Strider, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dirk Has Abandonment Issues, they all do, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Ultimate Dirk Strider, Original Dirk Strider Splinter

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70894441

Posted by AspenDrake, HomestuckFanauthorCoalition

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71027941

by AspenDrake, HomestuckFanauthorCoalition

When a mysterious sea witch pledges her services to the king, the winds of fate seem to change in his favor. But the king is no fool, so he enlists a spy to learn her secrets.

"I'm not a witch, you know."

Words: 1595, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of Mermaids AU: Write-Summarize-Write Event August 2025

• Fandoms: Homestuck
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen, M/M
• Characters: Rose Lalonde, Jake English, Dirk Strider, Karkat Vantas, Dave Strider, Bro Strider (mentioned)
• Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider
• Additional Tags: dirkjake - Freeform, Implied DirkJake, Davekat if you squint - Freeform, mermaid rose, Squid Mermaid rose, Knight Karkat, Knight Dave, King Dirk, Bro Strider is mentioned once, mild body horror

https://archiveofourown.org/works/71027941

Posted by take_it_in_strider

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70857986

by take_it_in_strider

In a world still caught between ruin and renewal, Dirk Strider makes a demand: all or nothing. Jake English answers with a single word—yes.

That vow binds them to more than each other. It marks the beginning of a story where intimacy feels like prophecy, where loyalty cuts as deep as betrayal, and where one choice can shape the fate of everything to come.

This is not an aftermath. This is a beginning.

Words: 7114, Chapters: 10/10, Language: English

• Fandoms: Homestuck
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Categories: Other
• Characters: Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Jake English, Karkat Vantas, Vriska Serket, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Jane Crocker
• Relationships: Jake English/Dirk Strider, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
• Additional Tags: Dead Jane Crocker, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Will They/Wont They, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Angst

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70857986